NOVEMBER YDAU

Su Mo Tu We Th Fr Sa
1
Orin flying @ football game
2
AFR spies on Orin
3
Steeply Interviews Orin
Locker room & Big Buddy Sessions
Orin calls Hal
4
Pemulis acquires DMZ
5
Orin calls Hal
6
Port Washington Tennis Meet
7
Joelle "Too Much Fun"
Prorector Classes
Orin calls Hal
Steeply leaves AZ
Orin w/ Luria
Fortier meets Orin
8
Joelle @ Ennet
Eschaton
Steeply @ ETA
Interdependence Day
AA meetings
9
Morning Drills
Gately drives
AFR kills the Antitoi's
Erdedy NA meeting
Wayne/Avril
10
Eschaton Punishment
11
Hal v. Stice Match
Orin w/ Luria
Dinner & Nun movie
Mario @ ETA & Ennet
Lenz kills FLQ's dog
12
Gately gets shot
Hal & Mario drug talk
AFR finds IJ copy
Hal & Pemulis drug talk
13
Student Engineer kidnapped
14
Poor Tony seizure
Marathe @ Ennet
Joelle CA meeting
Poor Tony robs Kate
Lenz robs 2 ladies
Kate & Marathe talk
15
JOI's wraith visit
16 17
Hal @ Ennet
Wayne Dosed
Pemulis gets the boot
Hal @ Inner Infant
18 19
AFR plans to invade ETA
Lenz & P.T. watch IJ
Fortier leaves for AZ
20
Stice's face stuck
DMZ missing
Joelle Steeply Interview
AFR @ ETA
Orin Captured
Exhibition Meet
21
20/21: DMZ "window of opportunity"
22 23 24 25
Mario's 19th B-day
26
Thanksgiving
27
Whataburger
28
Whataburger
Orin Football Game
29
Whataburger Semifinals
Orin plans to visit
30 1 2 3 4 5
6 7 8 9 10 11 12
Boards/A.P.s

Additional Info

Subsidized Time

(2002) - Year of the Whopper
(2003) - Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad
(2004) - Year of the Trial-Size Dove Bar
(2005) - Year of the Perdue Wonderchicken
(2006) - Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster
(2007) - Year of the Yushityu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-Easy-To-Install-Upgrade For Infernatron/InterLace TP Systems For Home, Office, Or Mobile (sic)
(2008) - Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland
(2009) - Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment
(2010) - Year of Glad
Key
HalMarioETA
OrinJOI
GatelyEnnetJoelle
SteeplyMarathe
Other

November 1

*0825-0832h. Gately lies on the couch while Lenz and Day almost fight (pp. 270, 280)

*Estimated date but can be calculated; it's said that Gately has been sober for 421 days that day (p. 274) and that Day has been in for only 6 days (p. 272). Since Day has been at Ennet since before Halloween (p. 545), this must occur within the first week of November. Since Gately's 1 year of sobriety occurred September on a Sunday in YDAU (p. 468), the anniversary is either Sep 6, 13, 20, 27 (Sundays of Sep in 2009); if you add 421 days to any of those dates in the year 2008, the only one that falls within the first week of Nov is Sep 6 2008, which ends up making the date Nov 1 2009

afternoon/evening Orin flies during football game entertainment (p. 65)

November 2

*? Orin sees guys in wheelchairs (AFR) following him on this day and for several days previous (pp. 244, 574*)

*Estimated date, assuming Nov 3rd is the day Steeply arrives to interview Orin; Orin mentions being followed for several days, but saw his last wheelchair the day before Steeply shows up

November 3

0745h. Troeltsch gets sick (p. 60)

1640h. ETA locker room scene (p. 95)

before 1800h.* Big Buddy sessions (pp. 109, 120*)

*before dinnertime, which occurs around 1810h. (p. 627)

? Orin interviewed by Steeply about JOI's films (Ft. 145, p. 1026)

1800h.* Orin calls Hal, asks about Separatism (p. 135, 136**, 137*)

*supposedly dinnertime & **after Hal gets high following the BB session

November 4

during lunchtime* Pemulis acquires the DMZ (pp. 169, 171*)

1430h. Pemulis shows Hal & Axford the DMZ (pp. 214, 216)

1300-1500h. Pat Montesian hears from several residents at Ennet (p. 176)

November 5

~1500h.* Hal & Pemulis plan to take the DMZ on 11/20-21 (pp. 216, 217)

*after P.M. drills, which start around 1515h. or 1430h. for some seniors (Ft. 325b, p. 1072)

? Orin calls Hal to ask about JOI's suicide; suspects wheelchaired people are following him for the past several days (p. 242)

November 6

*1610h. Pemulis in the ETA weight room (p. 198)

*probably an error that this occurs on Nov 6; they do not have enough time to drive to Port Washington (3 hr drive), play matches, and drive back to arrive at 0030h. on the 7th (p. 283); this probably occurs in the previous few days of Nov

afternoon-night* Port Washington Tennis Academy matches (p. 258)

*they leave sometime around 8/9 P.M. to arrive in Boston at 0030h. (p. 283)

night-0030h. ETA teams return from PWTA (pp. 281, 283)

November 7

during the day* Joelle has Too Much Fun at Molly Notkin's party (p. 219)

*there's sunlight (p. 230), and it happens soon after she smokes cocaine in the A.M. since she leaves an hour later to get more cocaine & then attend the party (p. 225)

1435-1445h. ETA students attend prorector classes & listen to PWTA match announcements (pp. 306, 208)

1600h. Orin calls Hal to ask about Separatism, hasn't seen any wheelchairs in days; Hal leaves with Pemulis & etc. to celebrate Interdepence Day eve (Ft. 110, pp. 1004, 1009)

*after 1600h. Steeply asks Orin about family matters (p. 565*; Ft. 234, p. 1038)

*Estimated date; most likely occurred on the 7th, leading into Orin driving Steeply to the airport

*after 1600h. Orin drives Steeply to the airport, sleeps with the Swiss hand-model (Luria), is interviewed by Fortier (pp. 565*, 574**, 596)

*has to be the 7th, since Steeply is at ETA on the 8th & Orin called Hal earlier on the 7th for how to reply to Steeply's questions;
**it only takes a few hours for Fortier to show up afterwards, so all of this likely happens on the same day

*? Steeply & Bain correspondence about Orin/the Incandenzas (p. 663; Ft. 269, p. 1047)

*Estimated date; could happen anytime after the 7th after Steeply finishes interviewing Orin

November 8

*A.M. Joelle comes to Ennet House after her night in the E.R. (Ft. 134, pp. 1025*, 1026)

*contradicts with p. 364 where Gately says she showed up 2 days ago & spent 5 days in the hospital - this sounds more realistic but it's an error based on Molly Notkin's party being on the 7th

1400h.**-1600h.* Eschaton game (pp. 321, 342*, 1011**)

1400h.-1600h. Steeply shows up to ETA during the Eschaton (pp. 107, 327, 332, 341)

1930h. Interdependence day celebration & Mario's movie (p. 380)

2000h. Gately attends a Boston AA meeting with other EH members, including Joelle (pp. 343, 344)

November 9

0500-0720h.* morning A-squad drills at ETA (pp. 451, 458*)

*A-squad starts drills at 0500h. (p. 217) & B-squads start at 0745h. (p. 60), so it probably ends around 0730h. since they are still out at 0720h.*

*~1600h.** Arslanian talks with Schacht and Pemulis while blindfolded (pp. 567, 570**)

*Estimated date; most likely either Nov 9 or 10, but definitely after the 8th since Doucette has talked with Mario
**the 18's do circuits in the weight room around 1600h. (p. 198)

*1800h. Gately drives to the supermarket to buy food for new residents (Joelle) (p. 475)

*Estimated date; could be Nov 8th, but sounds like Joelle had already been there for a day since Amy J. is the "new-today" girl and not her; Nov 9th since it must be one of the first nights of Joelle's stay - Gately's going because Joelle is a vegetarian & doesn't want Gately's cooking but every meal Gately makes contains meat (p. 469)

1800h. the AFR raids the Antitoi's store and kills Lucien & Bertraund Antitoi (p. 480)

after 1800h. the AFR search for the Entertainment; Fortier leaves to go to AZ* (pp. 722, 723*)

*Fortier leaves "in the search's middle" likely around Nov 10/11

at night Ken Erdedy & Kate Gompert attend NA meeting (p. 503)

2100h. Pemulis catches Avril and Wayne in action (pp. 550, 551)

November 10

before 1600h.* Hal goes to the dentist to get a tooth removed (p. 509)

*Hal goes to C.T.'s office after he comes back from the dentist

before 1600h.* Hal waits in C.T.'s office for Eschaton punishment (pp. 508, 515*)

*occurs less than 48 hrs after Eschaton incident

November 11

0450h. Gately and Joelle talk (p. 531)

~1625h. Hal vs. Stice match; Steeply watches & talks w/ Poutrincourt; sub-14 ETA kids explore tunnels; Pemulis & Struck research at the library (pp. 651, 655, 666)

~1625h. Orin sleeps with Luria again (p. 655)

1810h. ETA students have dinner; Ingersol returns from the hospital (p. 627)

after dinner-2300h.* Hal watches JOI's films including the nun film (pp. 686, 702, 714, 756*)

2030h. Struck writes an essay on the AFR based on Geoffrey Day's article (Ft. 304, p. 1055)

2100h. Mario walks around ETA and talks to Avril (p. 755)

2200h.-2330h. Randy Lenz walks with Bruce Green high on cocaine then ditches him to kill the FLQ's dog (pp. 553, 554, 586, 601)

after 2245h. the AFR spies on the FLQ (p. 588)

*after 2300h. Mario walks by Ennet House and sees Gately writing (pp. 590*, 591)

*occurs after Mario talks with Avril earlier

?-2329h. Gately talks with Ennet residents (Ft. 90, p. 1000; p. 563)

2300h.-0000h. Gately deals with curfew and the parking situation (p. 595, 601)

November 12

0004h. Gately fights the FLQ Canadians due to Lenz and gets shot (p. 605)

middle of the night to dawn* Mario and Hal talk about liars and Hal's issues with weed (pp. 769, 770**, 785***)

*the sun is about to rise at the end of their conversation***; after Mario gets back from his walk around ETA & Ennet**

*early morning** the AFR find the Entertainment copy (pp. 724, 725**)

*Estimated date; could be earlier on Nov 10/11, but it makes more sense to have happened later since it takes them "several days to find it" (p. 721), but not much later than Nov 12, since Joubet & Desjardins (AFR members who viewed it first) are dead by Nov 14 (p. 726) based on their plan to search for Joelle starting the same day, and it takes about 3 days for the average person to die without food or water

1930h. Pemulis pressures Hal into not swearing off drugs (Ft. 321, p. 1063)

*nighttime Gately lies in hospital bed, Tiny Ewell visits (p. 810)

*"It was Gately's first full night in St. Elizabeth's Hospital's Trauma Wing"

November 13

0245h. Kate Gompert and Geoffrey Day discuss depression/the billowing thing (p. 648)

*? Fortier returns to the Antitoi's shop (p. 724)

*Estimated date; either Nov 12/13, since he arrives when Joubet & Desjardins are still alive (p. 725) and they are dead by the time the AFR goes out to search halfway houses for Joelle on Nov 14 (p. 726); this also must occur after Nov 11, since Fortier orders the AFR to stop surveillance on the FLQ when he arrives (p. 726) and they are seen spying on the FLQ on the night of Nov 11th (p. 589)

*during daytime Rodney Tine meets with Steeply; Student engineer is kidnapped by the AFR (pp. 620, 621**)

*occurs on a weekday** the day of Fortier's return (p. 726)

*during daytime Pat Montesian comes by to visit Gately (p. 817)

*Estimated date: the day after Gately passes out at night on Nov 12, but his sense of time is unclear

November 14

? Pemulis puts up the Wayne-Avril 17 into 56 pamphlet (Ft. 324, p. 1069)

late in the day* Poor Tony has a seizure on a train (pp. 299, 303*)

*in the evening Marathe goes to Ennet to look for Joelle & talks with Pat Montesian (pp. 730, 747)

*14th since later this day Marathe talks with Kate Gompert in a bar after she gets mugged (p. 774)

*at night** Joelle attends a CA meeting after visiting Gately in the hospital (pp. 707, 710**)

*her visit is also alluded to from Gately's perspective (p. 818)

around 2215h. Matty Pemulis eats at a restaurant and sees Poor Tony passing by (p. 682)

2200-2226h. Poor Tony wakes up after his seizure and robs Kate Gompert & Ruth van Cleve who are returning to Ennet from an NA meeting (pp. 698, 698, 700, 714, 728)

2212-2226h. Randy Lenz stalks & robs two Chinese ladies (pp. 716, 728)

after 2226h. Marathe and Kate Gompert talk in a bar after Kate gets mugged (p. 774)

at night* Joelle dreams about Gately as a dentist checking her teeth then wakes up and cleans (pp. 723, 724*, 736)

*sometime after Joelle's CA meeting & around bedtime since Joelle & Charlotte Treat sleep & Kate's bed is notably empty

November 15

*near sunset*** Calvin Thrust comes by to visit Gately in the hospital (pp. 819, 824**, 827***)

*Estimated date; happens at least a day after Kate Gompert gets mugged since she doesn't return to Ennet**, but probably only the day after, since evicted residents Lenz & Hester Thrale's luggage are still on the porch which stays there for 3 days** (they were evicted on the 12, after the fight)

*during nighttime Geoffrey Day visits Gately (p. 827)

*after the Calvin Thrust visit, "sometime later at night"

*"in the couple of hours before midnight"-0000h. JOI's wraith visits Gately (pp. 829, 837)

*could happen the next day, but it seems like soon after the Geoffrey Day visit

*? ADA stops by Pat's office/Ennet about his guilt surrounding Gately (p. 960)

*Estimated date; the ADA mentions going up to St. Elizabeth's hospital "off and on for three days" and Gately sees the shadow of a man wearing a hat at night on the 12th (p. 810) which he believes is the ADA; however based on placement, it's possible that this happens on the 20th and that the "Middlesex County Sheriff's car" with the policeman at the wheel parked outside Ennet that Joelle sees (p. 958) is the ADA's ride; the ADA mentions that the "5th District boys – the P.D.s – speak well of the place" (Ennet) to Pat (p. 961) & the 5th District of MA includes some of Middlesex County

November 16

*A.M. three White Flaggers visit Gately (p. 843)

*unclear date, but seems like the morning after JOI's wraith visits

*A.M. Gately dreaming about Joelle & thinks of past memories of Mrs. Waite (p. 847)

*Estimated date; but probably occurs after the most recently mentioned visit

*A.M.** Gately wakes up from dreaming about Joelle as death to see the real Joelle visiting him (pp. 854, 855)

*Estimated date; probably occurs no longer than one or two days after Calvin Thrust's visit because Joelle is eating the brownies he brought over that were baked by Morris H. (p. 826); also can't be the 15th, since Joelle mentions that she went to "St. Columbkill's Meeting" the night before, which is different than the CA meeting she attended at St. Elizabeths (p. 707)
**Joelle has to leave before Ennet's "A.M. daily-meditation meeting"

November 17

*A.M. Gately dreams about Ferocious Francis and a M.D. visiting (pp. 883, 890)

*Estimated date; supposedly 4-8 days after his surgery (p. 885)

0830h. Hal goes to Ennet and asks Johnette for help with finding NA meetings (p. 785)

*1100h. McDade & Diehl visit Gately in the hospital (p. 893)

*Estimated date; happens after Gately has the M.D. dream & thinks about his past drug use

after lunch Wayne goes to Pemulis's room to take some of Troeltsch's Seldane for a cold, which was actually Tenuate** (Ft. 324, p. 1069; p. 60**)

1420-1435h. Pemulis talks with Postal Weight in the locker room (Ft. 324, pp. 1066, 1067)

*? Molly Notkin is interviewed by Rodney Tine Jr. about Joelle/the Entertainment (p. 787)

*Estimated date; this could happen anytime after Nov 7, but it probably takes place later on around the 17th based on its placement around other events happening on that day

after 1535h.* Pemulis gets blamed for Wayne's accidental dosing & set up to be expelled from ETA at the end of term (Ft. 332, p. 1073*)

*at least an hour after the broadcast

before 1435h.*-1730h. Hal attends the inner infant meeting (p. 795)

*Hal leaves ETA early & doesn't hear Wayne's broadcast (p. 899)

November 18

*? Gately thinks of his past experiences with drug addiction (pp. 902, 911, 916)

*Estimated date; most of this is just Gately's memories with no surrounding details, so it's very unclear when this is happening

November 19

? the AFR fail to find Joelle and plan to invade ETA; Randy Lenz & Poor Tony watch the Entertainment; Fortier leaves to conduct Orin's technical interview (p. 845)

*near 1600h.** an R.N. & M.D.come by Gately's room and set up a metal contraption in the other bed (pp. 918*, 922**)

*Estimated date; not much to go on, but if Otis P. Lord was set to get his monitor removed on Thursday (p. 948), assuming that that Thursday is the 19th, then it makes sense for medical attendants to set up the equipment soon before; also descriptions of the weather** sounds like the blizzard on the 20th will happen soon but not that same day

*? Otis P. Lord gets the monitor removed from his head (p. 948 )

*on Thursday, but could be the previous week on Nov 12, which would line up with when Gately sees a figure with a box on his head next to him in the hospital (p. 809); however, Otis P. Lord returns to ETA on the 20th to cheers from other students (p. 965), so it seems like his operation had just happened recently

twilight***/late night** Gately's fever gets worse; Lyle (wraith) visits him & he has the vision of him & Hal digging up JOI's head (pp. 933, 923**, 926***)

*Estimated date; same night as when the R.N. & M.D. come by

November 20

0456h. Hal finds Stice w/ his face stuck to a window, has a panic attack & lies down, ignores Pemulis & watches JOI's films, talks w/ Mario & Coyle, thinks of the past (pp. 851, 865, 896, 906)

*? Pemulis finds his drug stash missing (p. 916)

*Estimated time; likely occurs on the 20th, but unclear if before/after trying to talk to Hal about the DMZ

*? Joelle leaves St. E.'s after visiting Gately, is interviewed by Steeply then goes back to Ennet (pp. 934, 938, 958**)

*Estimated date, based on the weather/blizzard; Hal mentions that the T would be suspending routes soon (p. 868), and Joelle says she got one of the last trains before the T closed**

*~lunchtime Joelle attends an AA meeting (p. 958)

*Estimated date; unclear but based on chronology, after Joelle returns/or doesn't return to Ennet; the person attending should be Joelle since the AA speaker is seen through linen/her veil

afternoon meeting between Rodney Tine & exec's about warning ads for the Entertainment (p. 876)

? ETA students get ready for the Exhibition meet with Quebecois team (p. 964)

*? Orin gets captured by Luria/Fortier/the AFR for a technical interview (p. 971)

*should be the 20th since Fortier leaves MA on the 19th for this

*? Gately's fever gets worse, relives memories of Fackelmann's drug binge/death (pp. 934, 972)

*Estimated date; based on all other plotlines ending on 20 Nov

November 21

20th-21st after Exhibition meet DMZ "window of opportunity" (p. 217)

A.M. Doubles exhibition planned for Vaught twins & possibly Wayne (pp. 217, 218)

November 22

*1500/1600h. public service advertisement warning kids about the Entertainment ready to air (p. 877)

*said to be ready by the end of the weekend from the 20th

November 23

* when ETA is supposed to inflate the lung for winter (p. 268)

*4th Monday of November

November 25

: ) Mario's 19th birthday (p. 589)

November 27

? when Orin is meant to leave AZ for a MA football game (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

*? start of the Whataburger (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

*Hal: "So then you'll be up here just as we're down there, oddly, playing."

November 28

afternoon Orin's team (Cardinals) vs. the Patriots (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

? Whataburger continues (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

November 29

midday Orin plans to show up to the Whataburger (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

? Whataburger semifinals (Ft. 110, pp. 1009, 1010)

December 12

0800h. Boards/SAT's/A.P.s at B.U. (tests that Hal studies for) (pp. 218, 784, 851)

B.S.

B.S.

1933

JOI's dad suffers a knee injury that ends his tennis career (p. 167)

1950*

JOI is born (p. 64)

*died at the age of 54 in 2004

1953*

Avril is born (Ft. 324, p. 1069)

*56 in 2009 if Pemulis's pamphlet is to be believed

1960 Winter

JOI's dad monologues to him about tennis (p. 157)

Early* 1960's

JOI's dad stars in commercials as the Man From Glad (pp. 313, 492*)

*served for two years, including the year 1963

1961*

Charles Tavis is born (p. 314)

*48 in YDAU

1961*

Avril's mother dies (pp. 900, 953)

*when Avril was 8

1963 Winter

JOI helps his dad move a mattress (p. 491)

Early 1970's

Tiny Ewell as a third-grader scams his friends & neighbors (p. 812)

1980 November/December*

Gately is born (p. 277)

*almost 29 in Nov YDAU; though could be early 1981

1983*

Orin is born (p. 598)

*26 in Nov YDAU

1985*

Gately lives with his mom in a beach house that had a ceiling with a hole in it (p. 809)

*Gately is a toddler, age "like four"

1989

Doony Glynn allegedly does DMZ (p. 542)

1989

Pemulis's dad comes to MA from Ireland (p. 683)

1990*

Mrs. Waite dies; Gately's mom gets diagnosed with cirrhosis (pp. 449, 848)

*Gately is nine

1990 Spring-November

C.T. stays with the Incandenzas after issues in his architectural career (pp. 312, 516)

1990* November 25

Mario is born (p. 589)

*turning 19 on Nov 25 YDAU

1991/1992*

Gately drinks his mom's leftover vodka after she passes out (p. 448)

*Gately is around 10/11

1992* June

Hal is born (p. 27)

*17 in Nov YDAU

1993

JOI begins directing films (p. 985)

1994-1996*

Gately is addicted to Quaaludes & beer; Gately's mom's abusive boyfriend "the M.P." leaves her for someone else (pp. 903, 904)

*Gately is age 13-15

1995

Gately gets kicked out of football in tenth grade for flunking English (p. 536)

1996

Gately takes a year off of school after flunking English (p. 906)

1997 March/early April

4/5-yr-old Hal eats mold (pp. 10, 1041)

1997* Summer

Joelle starts going to a special camp for twirling (pp. 297*, 536**)

*Joelle declines a 6th summer in 2002 to focus on film*, however this contradicts with what she tells Gately, that she went to the camp for 6 summers running**

1997-1998*

the Incandenza's move from Weston to ETA (p. 949)

*it takes almost a year to complete their move

1998 Fall

Enfield Tennis Academy Opens (pp. 63, 949)

1998* Late October**

Gately's mom has a cirrhotic hemorrhage & goes to a long-term place which Gately never visits; Gately drops out of school (pp. 449*, 906**)

*Gately is 17

1998 Winter

Blizzard of 98' (p. 949)

1999

JOI starts ceding control of ETA over to C.T. and focuses on filmmaking (p. 64)

1999* Summer

JOI's uses John Wayne in a film though his part gets cut out (p. 260)

*11 summers back from Nov YDAU

1999-2004*

Gately works with Gene Fackelmann for Whitey Sorkin (p. 912)

*Gately is 18-23

2000 Spring-Summer*

Clipperton begins entering tournaments with a glock (pp. 407, 410*)

2000 August

*Orin & Bain kill the Incandenza family dog S. Johnson (Ft. 269, pp. 1047*, 1049)

*Orin & Bain are 16; Bain leaves ETA early before graduating at 17*

2000 November*

Johnny Gentle is elected president (p. 385)

*served for over 2 terms as of Nov YDAU, so elected in 2000 (if election days in IJ line up with reality)

2001*

Gately lives with an R.N.-nursing student for about a year (p. 843)

*Gately is 20

2001

TV's are overthrown by TP's/cartridges (p. 411)

2001*

Bruce Green falls in love with Mildred Bonk (p. 38, 276*)

*starts in 8th grade; Bruce Green is maybe 21 in YDAU according to Gately

2001

C.T., who isn't yet at ETA, arranges Orin a meeting with B.U. administration (p. 285)

2001 Fall

C.T. becomes Assisstant Headmaster at ETA (p. 286)

2001 Fall

Orin starts B.U., defects from college tennis to punt footballs (pp. 283, 438)

2001 October 8*

Joelle approaches Orin to get him to sign a football (p. 295)

*Columbus Day Major Sport function

2001 End of Fall

Joelle and Orin move in to a co-op together (p. 296)

2001 November Thanksgiving around midnight

Joelle has dinner with the Incandenzas (pp. 296, 744)

2001 November early morning after Thanksgiving day

Joelle does cocaine to keep herself awake after dinner with the Incandenzas (p. 747)

2001 December 25

Orin spends Christmas with Joelle's family (p. 296)

2001 December 31/New Year's Eve

Gately watches Orin play football for B.U. on TV (p. 915)

2002

Year of the Whopper

?

A boy sets free 2 domestic hamsters which would eventually result in a feral herd (p. 93)

?

Ennet House was founded (p.137)

?

Pat Montesian goes to the E.R. for a stroke (Ft. 134, p. 1026)

?

Reconfiguration of US (Convexity/Concavity given to Canada) (Ft. 304, p. 1056)

?

*JOI starts having the delusion that Hal doesn't speak (p. 899)

*two years before his death

?*

Joelle makes short clips of Orin's football kicks (p. 298)

*between YW-YTMP

January 1

Orin first sees Joelle ingest cocaine (p. 296)

Summer

US (+Mexico & Canada) turns into ONAN (Organization of North American Nations) & subsidized time begins (p. 431)

Summer

Clipperton's suicide (p. 431)

July/August*

Joelle begins working with JOI on films (pp. 227, 229, 297)

*Joelle worked with JOI for 21 months

2003

Year of the Tucks Medicated Pad

?

*Pemulis's dad dies (pp. 682*, 683**)

*Matty Pemulis is 23 in Nov YDAU and 17 when his dad died**

?

Orin sees smeared footprints in Avril's car in the mornings (p. 899)

April 1

Hal & JOI Professional Conversationalist conversation (p. 27)

November Thanksgiving 24*

acid story occurs; Joelle gets disfigured, her mother commits suicide; supposedly the 3rd time Orin visits Joelle's family (pp. 788, 793*)

*Molly Notkin says its on the 24th, but in 2003 Thanksgiving would've been on the 27th

November*

Joelle starts freebasing cocaine (p. 237)

*starts 5 years before Nov YDAU but sometime before JOI's death, so could be anytime between November 2003 - April 2004

December*

Orin & Joelle break up (p. 229)

*Orin & Joelle dated for 26 months, starting October 2001

2004

Year of the Trial-Size Dove Bar

?

Clenette tells the Wardine story (p. 37)

January 1

JOI quits alcohol (p. 249)

January*

JOI films Joelle in the apology scene in the Entertainment; while driving to the scene a word appears in the fogged car window (pp. 230, 250; Ft. 80, p. 999)

*occurs a few weeks after JOI quits drinking in January

March*

JOI goes underground at ETA to edit the Entertainment (p. 249)

*happens a about month before his suicide

March 21-22*

Avril takes JOI out of ETA for a two-day purge and detox (p. 249)

*could be before/after, but occurs about a week before JOI's film business trip

March 29-31*

JOI flies out on film business for 3 days, possibly with Lyle (p. 249)

*could be before, but it sounds like he returns from this trip on April 1st

April 1

JOI commits suicide by microwave (p. 249)

April 3/4

C.T. moves upstairs in HmH, next to Avril (pp. 247, 191)

April 5/6

JOI's funeral is held in St. Adalbert, Canada (p. 910)

April-May

Hal spends 6 weeks in grief therapy (pp. 252, 256)

Before June*

Hal has nightmares (p. 63)

*Hal is almost 12

Summer

Gately starts taking Demerol (pp. 891, 892)

*Gately is 23

August

Schacht joins ETA after his dad dies (p. 308)

Autumn

the AFR assassinate many leaders of the Separatist movement (Ft. 304, p. 1056)

December 25

Mario receives a Bolex camera, willed to him by JOI (p. 315)

2005

Year of the Perdue Wonderchicken

?

Pemulis gets Hal to write the Eschaton rulebook (p. 322)

?

Joelle first starts doing the Madame Psychosis radio shows (p. 591)

January 2

*Gately assaults 2 bouncers (p. 916)

*probably an error that this is said to take place 2 days after the last New Year's Eve of subsidized time, since that would be 2002 and would make him 21/22, which contradicts with p. 463, which says he was 24, and p. 912 which says he worked with Facklemann from ages 18-23

January-March*

Fackelmann scams Whitey Sorkin (p. 917)

*occurs when Gately is out on bail for assaulting 2 bouncers

January-March*

Gately (age 24) sleeps on a cold beach in Gloucester & gets pleuritic laryngitis (p. 833)

*assuming this is referring to the beach in the last line of the book, which Gately wakes up to right after Fackelmann's death

March**

*Gately (age 24) does 17 months at Billerica for assaulting 2 bouncers in a nightclub (pp. 463*, 916**)

**he assaults the bouncers on Jan 2 and goes to Billerica 3 months later

Fall

Coyle joins ETA at 13 (p. 453)

February 21

Hal writes an essay on the American hero (p. 140)

May

Hal writes about TV-advertising's demise (p. 411)

2006

Year of the Whisper-Quiet Maytag Dishmaster

?

Lenz at a different halfway house in Quincy (p. 544)

?

Geoffrey Day writes an article about the AFR (Ft. 304, p. 1056)

June 20

Avril sends a letter to Orin, which he ignores (Ft. 110, p. 1006)

August*

Gately gets out of Billerica and begins doing burglary with Kite (pp. 463, 916, 918)

*after 17 months in Billerica starting in March

Fall

Eliot Kornspan joins ETA (Ft. 110, pp. 1006, 1021)

November 8*

Axford loses his fingers on his right hand from a fireworks accident (p. 512)

*3 Interdependence Days past from YDAU

?

Gately loses his license due to a DUI (p. 462)

2007

Year of the Yushityu 2007 Mimetic-Resolution-Cartridge-View-Motherboard-Easy-To-Install-Upgrade For Infernatron/InterLace TP Systems For Home, Office, Or Mobile (sic)

?

Founder of Ennet House dies (p. 138)

?

Kate Gompert at Newton-Wellesley Hospital, meets another psychotically depressed person (p. 697)

?

Pemulis removed from Dunlop's free list after selling their free merch to kids in Allston (p. 265; Ft. 88, p. 1000)

?

Pemulis attempts to prank Dr. Rusk with an electrocuted door knob but gets the cleaning lady instead (p. 512)

April

Hal describes life at ETA for Mario's film (p. 172)

Summer

Mario creates puppet show movie about ONAN based on JOI's film (p. 380)

late November

Schacht ruins his knee (pp. 216, 266)

2008

Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland

?*

Hal first uses marijuana (p. 67)

*Hal is almost 16, so sometime before June

?

Hal prevents the UHID (veiled society) from getting to Mario (p. 317)

around Easter (March 23)*

Hal injures his ankle (p. 457)

*happens during an Easter tennis competition when Hal is 15

March 27

Dwayne (Doony) Glynn gets hit by bricks on the job (p. 139)

Summer

Entertainment copies start showing up (p. 548)

July 4

Orin declines invitation for the annual family barbecue again (since YT-SDB) (p. 286)

July/August

Orin moves from Chalmette, LA to Phoenix, AZ to play for the Cardinals (pp. 44-46)

August 31

C.T. gives a speech to ETA students about his responsibilities (p. 287)

before Autumn*

Gately spends 3 months (92 days) in Revere Holding due to the A.D.A. & then gets revenge (toothbrush incident) (pp. 55, 859)

*at least 4 months before the DuPlessis burglary, but could happen anytime between 2005-2008 also

Autumn

Gately accidentally murders DuPlessis during a burglary (p. 55)

September** 6

Gately stops using Substances (pp. 274*, 468**)

*Gately has been sober for 421 days since Nov 1
** his 1 yr of sobriety was on a Sunday in September

?

Gately comes to Ennet House (p. 364)

November*

Marathe's wife goes into a comatose state (p. 780)

*almost a year back from Nov 14 YDAU, if Marathe is telling Kate the truth

December 24

Burt F. Smith gets mugged & beaten by yrstruly & crew (pp. 130, 275)

December 24-25

yrstruly (Emil Minty), Poor Tony, (Bobby) C go crewing; C is killed by poisoned heroin from Dr. Wo (pp. 130, 300)

2009

Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment

?

Hal's tennis game undergoes a "quantumish competitive plateaux-hop" (p. 260)

?

Hal and Mario talk about JOI's death (p. 39)

?

Mario and Schtitt hang out (p. 79)

January/February

When the betel-nut extract on toothbrushes prank at ETA happens (Ft. 352, p. 1077)

April 1-2

Medical Attache watches Entertainment (pp. 33, 42, 54, 78, 87)

April 30 - May 1

Steeply and Marathe meet to discuss the Entertainment in Tucson, AZ (pp. 87, 93, 97, 105, 126, 317, 375, 418, 470, 489, 507, 528, 638)

Spring

John Wayne is recruited to ETA (p. 259)

May

Randy Lenz screws up a DEA sting operation by using all their cocaine (p. 276)

May 9

Orin calls Hal (p. 32)

July

Randy Lenz goes into hiding at Ennet House (p. 279)

July 29

Emil Minty disappears from the street-scene (likely to stay at Ennet) (p. 300)

Summer

Pemulis creates & distributes a TP game using a picture of deLint & a painting depicting hell (Ft. 77, p. 999)

Summer

Mildred Bonk leaves Bruce Green & takes their 2-yr-old daughter (pp. 180, 276)

July

Gately speaks at an AA meetings about his uncertainty with religion (p. 442)

July/August*

Gately becomes a live-in staffer at Ennet (p. 275)

*4 months since Nov YDAU

August

Weird object occurrences at ETA start happening (p. 671)

August 10

Steeply writes an article about (Poor Tony) purse snatching an artificial heart (p. 142)

Late August

Hal is summoned to the Headmaster's room regarding new students at ETA (p. 518)

September/October*

Kate Glompert in the hospital on Suicide-Watch (p.68)

*says she felt like killing herself for the past 9 weeks on Nov 14 (p. 776), so probably within this time

September/Early October*

Ken Erdedy waits for the woman to call about drugs (p. 17)

*this incident likely causes him to go to rehab and then soon after Ennet (p. 360)

Early October*

Erdedy comes to Ennet House after rehab (p. 360)

*about a month before Nov 8

Mid-October 1900h.

Mario's first romantic experience (p. 121)

October 15

Urine-sample day at ETA (p. 151)

October 22

Madame Psychosis's radio show (p. 181)

October

A dead bird falls in Orin's jacuzzi (p. 42)

Late October

Geoffrey Day crashes his car into a sports store, then goes to detox (p. 272)

October 27*

Geoffrey Day goes to Ennet (p. 272)

*Day has only been at Ennet for 6 days on the day that Gately has been sober for 421 days (Nov 1)

Very Late October

Hal has a recurring dream of losing his teeth (p. 449)

Very Late October

Joelle stops doing the Madame Psychosis radio show (p. 449)

Early November*

Tiny Ewell gets out of rehab and leaves for Ennet house (pp. 85, 86*)

*probably an error that it's implied to be early November*, since he had to have arrived sometime earlier given that Geoffry Day and Lenz had already moved to the 3-Man room before Halloween (p. 545) and Tiny Ewell had stayed in the 5-Man room (for newer residents) with Erdedy, Lenz, Day, and another guy (p. 209)

Early November

Rodney Tine comes to Boston to investigate the Entertainment (p. 548)

December 15

Year of Glad approved (Ft. 78, p. 999)

2010

Year of Glad

February

C.T. begins correspondence with the University of Arizona to recruit Hal (p. 4)

November 26/27*

Hal's college admissions interview (pp. 3, 4*, 17**)

*occurs during Whataburger, which is on Thanksgiving week; before Sunday**

Errors

I'm sure that if anyone tried to make a complete timeline for Infinite Jest such as this one, they would notice that there are many errors in the chronology. It's better to not entirely rely on exact dates/times when trying to figure out when events occur, since there are many inconsistencies with how dates/years line up, so many I didn't bother noting most of them. I tried the best I could to keep things consistent, but still, I would only use this timeline as more of a general guide rather than incontrovertible proof. Here are some other errors that I thought were worth mentioning: